true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
Wenn du sagst, dass du mich liebst, dann liebe mich tatsächlich auch ein bisschen.
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Immer alles falsch zu machen ist irgendwann ganz einfach geworden
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Okey anon I love you officially xx
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed for sure
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Nope I don’t like them anyway
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I think mostly tucked in
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope never thought about it
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Yes! I’m really messi sometimes and they help to prevent the worst
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nope I don’t even cut them out
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Gosh ! I think bees
8: Do you have freckles? Yes-.- some on my nose
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
No I don’t take them
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Idk what a peeve is:/
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Sometimes while I cook:D
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope I think it’s unhygienic
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Hahahaa zero
17: What size is your bed?
2m x 1.25 m I think really small
18: What is your Song of the week?
Bastille- Things we lost !
“Versprich mir, dass wir wenigstens versuchen werden, in der gemeinsamen Zeit nicht an das bevorstehende Ende zu denken.”
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