true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
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Okey anon I love you officially xx
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed for sure
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Nope I don’t like them anyway
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I think mostly tucked in
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope never thought about it
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Yes! I’m really messi sometimes and they help to prevent the worst
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nope I don’t even cut them out
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Gosh ! I think bees
8: Do you have freckles? Yes-.- some on my nose
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
No I don’t take them
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Idk what a peeve is:/
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Sometimes while I cook:D
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nope I think it’s unhygienic
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
2m x 1.25 m I think really small
18: What is your Song of the week?
Bastille- Things we lost !